When it comes to Instagram captions, everyone wants one of the good ones that everyone seems to be using. Whether they’re semi-sarcastic or just make a hilarious statement, you want an Instagram caption that gets people’s attention and has them smiling like crazy people. (And in some cases, crying from laughter).
This is a list of savage captions for Instagram that are meant to be funny and not so savage if you aren’t looking for funny but more fake comments. These are not appropriate for people like me who love to post jokes on Instagram, but if that isn’t your thing then yeah, these can serve you well.
We all love a good caption on Instagram. Some people just rely on the app’s filter capabilities to give their photos that little extra oomph but it can be argued that no filter looks as good as a sharp wit. Really, who wants to post an awesome picture and not caption it properly? I’ve been guilty of doing this myself so I thought I would put together a list of savage captions for Instagram which will make you reminisce about high school English or prove that you were paying attention during your creative writing classes.
Savage Captions for Instagram
- Be savage.
- We all know that brutal time at the end of summer when parents are saying goodbye to their kids and all you want to do is EAT. The start of school season also means new teachers
- The only thing better than one pair of gradient sunglasses is two.
- This #nationaldogday we’re wishing for all the pups out there to feel safe and happy and for us humans to be more compassionate towards our furry friends.
- Everything feels better with a hug and a pup 🐶💗 #november #lovemydog
- Today, there’s a cake topped with another cake, just so you know. Congrats on surviving another year. 🎂
- Feeling all sorts of cosy today. #toodles
- Happy National Cookie Day! To celebrate, we are baking up a little something extra special for you. See you in the kitchen. 😁
- Life is good when you’re with friends.
- Cool, now you’re in 4K.
- Why live in the past when you can live in a better future?
- For those who see the light, and for those who feel the heat.
- Feed your existence before you feed your phone—we’re talking food, friends, and fun. 🖕
- Is just me or is there pretty much nothing better than escapin’ to your favorite coffee shop on a cool autumn Sunday?☕
- Be the change you want to see in the world…just don’t use so much glitter. 💖
- Growing up in Philly meant you knew how to live. We’ve been keeping it real for over 80 years.
- Living, learning, loving from the comfort of your own home. #myhomeisfamilylovelife
- Into the Wild 🌲
- Nothing like a big flat lay of chips, salsa, and guac to get your fiesta started. #☀ #Beachside #fiestaday
- I’ll be a story in your head, but that’s okay; because I’m alive in your bed and that’s better. ♥ 😘
- Saturday night, now let’s light it up! 😍🔥 #SaturdayNight
- Life is too short to wear boring clothes. 😎
- It’s time for the family vacation we deserve. 😎 🌲
- Dream of sugary snacks without the guilt #HappyThursday
- You’re happy. You’re grateful. You’ve got a puppy or a friend who “scared” you.
- Thankful for the coffee and cocoa bean farmers who make each smooth, silky cup possible. Happy Thanksgiving 🙌
- When you’re too savage for the gym.
- One way we cure heartbreak– with a nice glass of red wine 😜 🍷
- Get into it sis – Fall is here 🍂.
- Winning 🎉 at life right now!!
- Somewhere over the rainbow… the pot of gold is in your mug.
- It’s my fave time of year 😎 Fall means cozy sweaters, yummy pumpkin everything, and flannel shirts! Can’t wait for the 1st 🌞outside!!
- We’ve got a serious case of the Mondays. How about you?
- Be savage with the perfect pair of limited edition sandals from Savage X Fenty by Rihanna.
- One day I will make this caption and have people reblog this. #onlyoninstagram
- Get amazed by a top Korean summer vacation offered by Korea Airlines. Pick the #BetterWayKoreanAir.
- The fall has arrived in New York and it is stunning. The weather here just keeps getting better and better 🍂🍁
- That fall feeling when we all feel like we have rediscovered our soul mate.☀️🍁😍
- Throwback to Sunday afternoons of laying in the warm sun ☀👙🌞
- There’s nothing quite like a week spent snuggled up together indoors. #couplegoals
- Live Your Life 🎵
- Be savage. Be yourself. You were born this way. #happyplace
- Being fierce isn’t about being perfect, it’s realizing your flaws and working on them.
- Life’s a beach, so keep it casual with Banana Republic’s new collection of swimwear and resort wear. 🌴 🛥 #I❤️thebeach
- This may be the best thing you see all day, week, month, year. If not then you will see something else that is just as good tomorrow.”
- Hello October. And by hello, we mean… Let’s get cozy. 🍂🕯
- It’s the night before your first day and you’re just a little 🎃 #firstdayofschool
- Cheers to those fun nights when we cram all of our friends into Marina’s Prius and drive up and down the coast blasting their favorite songs. 💃🏻
- Have you ever tried cooking with coffee? If not, now is the time to try! This pumpkin recipe is truly a seasonal #FallFlavor Bombshell.
- What happens at Coachella, stays at Coachella.
- Gonna catch another cold ✌🏻 A few more miles before my feet touch SoCal sand ♀️♂️ #nice #beastmode #workhardplayharder
- This little piggy is going back to her roots. Kinda growing on me 🐷
- Loving those cool, crisp fall mornings. ☀☕ #🍂
- Oh, the sweet pitter-patter of raindrops on your umbrella 🌧… or are they? 😉
- There are 2 seasons in Los Angeles: sweater weather and you just have to deal with it.
- You can do it.
- We’ve made a list and checked it twice. Now get into these outfits for the most stylish month of the year.
- OMG you guys, there are only FOUR more months until Coachella. But let’s be honest, the countdown started like a year ago #cantwait
- Navy and green never went out of style.
- Let’s just find all the tags that went viral.
- Put a little urban edge into your look. #ItsNotOverUntilTheFatLadySings #AreYouListening
- Let us be your guide for the end of summer—and a little inspiration for your next adventure.
- When you partner up with a beautiful bride and equally amazing photographer, magic happens. Seriously. The best day ever! My hero #notmybridesmaids 😍 #clarissawedding2017 ❤️
- It’s no secret we’re on the Varsity squad when it comes to our favorite fall pastimes. Get game with this season’s new shoes, t-shirts, and more from head-to-toe and infinity.
- Golly gee willikers, even as summer comes to a close, we’re still feeling the heat from this month and it looks like we aren’t the only ones. Here is a compilation of some of our employee’s brains.
- Sometimes the connections we make are worth all of the wrong turns. 🤷🏼♂️
- That’s the weekend. 👍
- Whole Foods Market, the land of quality food and living well. It’s time to amp up your salads!
- If I’m being completely honest. I miss my bed…
- Whether you are going #backtoschool or still on a summertime vacation, #followyourheart and make your dreams come true. 😎💪
- Whether you’re craving a snack, a sandwich, or just a refreshing ice coffee, we’ve got what you’re hungry for.
- If you’re going to San Francisco, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair.’ – Scott McKenzie
- Happy fur day to you too, Cheech. 🐶 #bestfriendgoals
- we love #coffee This was made by a chai tea company. It says, ‘Wake up and smell the #chai
- Happy fall, y’all! This is my favorite time of year! 🍂☀
- Let Halloween be the time of year when you live your truth. (Plus, party on, get comfortable with your body, and love it.)
- Rise and grind. Some days you’re a diamond, some days you’re glitter. All that matters is that in the end, you shine. #motivation
- It’s time to get back out there so start by savoring yesterday’s cup. ☕ “It makes you lose a lot of time, but I don’t know that great else does.” – Heming
- I always feel cozy wearing jeans in the fall. I could seriously be buried in my Levi’s, but I need a jacket too #sweaterweather
- “It’s the simple things in life that make me happy… like my coffee and fresh air.”
- The feeling of being a savage is hard to explain—but you’ll know it when you feel it. Let’s go, 🤔🤣
- When you’re an adult #playdate, with wine.
- Life is unexpected. Define your adventure. #adventure #nature
- These are my good vibes only vibes 😌🐛
- It’s back-to-school season, and our kids are ready to learn. We’re giving away a $500 gift card so one of you can get your little one the tools they need for their school success and give them the head start they deserve.
- I’ll have a venti pumpkin spice. Extra whip, no ice.
- We’re giving up our summer salads and cranking the oven in favor of a cozy fall dinner. 🍂🍁
- Where you’re so cozy you can just snuggle up with your dog like she’s an extra blanket
- I don’t always…wait for the weekend. But when I do…I want to go savage.
- Only two 🌟 walks away and you can score the same bag for 1/3 the price. We’re here to shop how we want, without breaking the bank. 👊
- 3 days of scorching temperatures 🌞☀️☁️🌤. Now we need snow to turn this weather around ՏԵԵՍԵՆ
- Let’s do this. #adventuretime
- The best time of year.
- Be savage (but be smart) this weekend when you hit the fields.
- This week, we’re celebrating the flexibility and freedom of women. ✨
- What’s better than finishing #nofilter? Finishing it with a pumpkin spiced latte made with real pumpkin. ☕ 👌🏼
- Happy one MONTH to the day 🎂 – you’ve made it this far, now it’s time for a BIG announcement. So excited to share this next part of my life with you. Stay tuned! Love, Mil
- You’re a unicorn. A beautiful, one-of-a-kind unicorn. 🌈
- Have you ever wanted to move to a different country? Now is the time, today is the day—get out there and live your life. 🌎
- A little bit of savage never hurt anybody 😈
- Mother Nature is so savage! Now board the plane to fairweather #scotland
- Everything about you makes me want to celebrate. That’s why I’m giving you a gift, from my heart to yours.
- Do not be embarrassed to admit that you are a huge fan of pumpkin pie—no matter who sees the likes-whether it is your lover, brother, or friend.
- Here’s to the weekend and all it brings. Have a happy one. (♫ Happy by Pharrell Williams)
- Let’s celebrate the weekend and our birthday with….a whole lot of cake. 😈