100+ Funny Couple Captions For Instagram

Couple captions are just one of the many ideas you can use to bring some fun and laughter to your photos. Here are some suggestions for a few funny couple captions you may want to use.


Have you ever been in some kind of funny situation and didn’t know how to take a photo then? Or maybe you want to exchange some funny pictures with your spouse? We are going to show you some of our best couple captions which you could use as photo captions.


Funny Couple Captions


1. They say that you only fall in love once, but that can’t be true because every time I see you I fall in love all over again.

2. Couples who sweat together, stay together πŸ’¦πŸ˜œ. #πŸ”₯. “I usually don’t post things like this, but I saw a cute dog and had to share him.”

3. We’re getting married in October because we could not think of a single reason why not to.

4. Two enthusiastic thumbs up! 😍😘 #bae 

5. John: I’m beginning to think you don’t like dogs. Jill: Dogs are fine – they just tend to sense when my mood is about to go south and then they behave accordingly. #fiveminutemagic

6. She said yes πŸ™‚

7. I got that great #buzzzz feeling for this #nationalcoffeeday β˜•οΈ

8. I love it when you’re right… because I usually am. ##

9. How are you doing? #β€Žtbt to that time we met at the coffee shop.

10. How much more coupledom can they take.πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

11. Getting together with your better half is always a good idea.

12. Beard Caption

13. I think you should be my Valentine, but only if you can prove it with this famous math equation. πŸ’‘πŸ’ ‼️

14. Getting in your parents’ DM’s with a pic of them at the same place you are, same time.

15. These two love birds love hanging out in the shade-filled paradise of Tulum.

16. Hey girl, you look celery πŸ₯• cute.

17. πŸ‘ˆπŸ»πŸ‘ˆπŸΌπŸ‘ˆπŸ½We’re the Millers. (Say hi to her!)

18. Good Morning, sunshine πŸŒžπŸ˜‰ #couplegoals

19. We’re πŸ’— like ”m and πŸ’s!

20. What do we have here? A Sunday Funday edition of Captions for Instagram! Let me know if you have any good captions ideas or comments below for captions for a photo of a couple.

21. This is me and my husband. I met him at a party. We talk to each other for hours, we laugh about everything, and he’s a lot of fun to be around. Basically just another Sunday with my favorite human ☺

22. Honey, let’s clog that drain πŸ’¦πŸšΏβ›ͺ️ #adventuress

23. My husband and I have invented an organization: W.E.G.S.β€”which stands for Windex, Electronics, Google search

24. You deserve that #SaturdaySauce lineup in the way we deserve this coffee.

25. Okay, fine. I’ll say it, is the perfect name for our daughter. If we ever have one, that is. #baby #babynames #couplegoals

26. The people who bring us food and drinks deserve a lot of credit. They’re the unsung heroes of the experience πŸ˜„

27. Let your partner know you’re thinking of them with these silly gifts that are bound to make them grin.

28. Baby, I love you so much. I have no idea where we are going or what we’re doing, but I know that together, it’ll always be fun.

29. What’s better than a healthy breakfast on your date day? Our newest breakfast sandwich, the Vegan Biscuit! (with egg substitute) πŸ˜€ .

30. The two most beautiful things you can’t see on Instagram

31. You know you’re in love when you can just keep holding hands πŸ–

32. When you’re at that one party and all you know is that somebody’s girlfriend is there. #whenyougivesomiwhatimtalkinbout

33. Happy birthday to my favorite bae – thank you for being you, for always putting up with me, and for giving me the best kisses ever! 😘✨

34. You know you like thatπŸ‘‹πŸΌ

35. I’m such a lucky girl. I get to embark on this adventure with you by my side no matter where it leads us.

36. And smile. Because we’re way too busy to be anything other than happy. Snuggle up, grab a pumpkin spice latte, and smile because of #BBHMM.

37. When your honey is extra nice to you, like when she bakes you a cake even though you ate the last of the ice cream. #moodygram

38. Hey, you! Come sit next to me for a minute. It’s been a long day and all I want to do is look at you.

39. We’re crazy for each other, but our dog 🐢 is STILL the best part of the day…

40. The best way to a woman’s heart is to fill her up with chocolate cake. πŸ˜‰

41. If you’re not the type of person who would spend a lazy Sunday morning on the couch just holding hands, then we’re probably not soulmates.

42. Casually hanging out with our favorite person, you. 😍 #love

43. You stole my heart. Enjoy these Ben & Jerry’s while they last– cause you’ve got a freezer full of brownies to make first!

44. With the right tools, you can do anything you set your mind to. We built a strong bearded community of face enthusiasts who know, we’re not just another shaving company. We’re on a mission to bring the best grooming experience

45. My better half. #betterthanteam

46. We met on the set of 4 bachelorette parties and have been inseparable ever since. From Tampa to Chicago, from Key West to Hilton Head, love has followed us everywhere we went. Happy Anniversary.

47. It’s not easy to be this cute. #relationshipgoals

48. Playing with your hubs on the couch is an ideal #couple activity. 😎

49. Let’s face it, real-life relationships are full of surprises but love makes everything better. πŸ’›

50. Are we being funny, or are we being serious with this caption?


Funny Couple Captions


51. So cute! The little ways they have of annoying each other are the best.

52. I want to pinch your cheeks, I want to hug you…I just want to kiss the heck out of you, all day long my love. 😘 πŸ‘¬

53. Hey girl! Happy wife, happy life πŸ’‘

54. I met my husband πŸ’‘ on @​xxxxxxx β€” and we’re stronger than ever. #truelove

55. Chris and I got married on February 14, 2014, at 2:29 pm. Today is 5,692 days after that magical moment when we made that promise to one another. Here’s to you and me for foreverπŸ₯‚

56. Having a girlfriend is like having a best friend who is also your roommate. Picturing them together, this relationship and humorous caption work perfectly.

57. Celebrate the goofy side of love with us @xxxxxx and The Stand Up To Cancer #SU2COnCinco Team. May 5, order any $5 box & donate to cancer research with code CINCOCOUPLE at

58. My better half πŸ˜‚#…

59. Two cats, one box…what could go wrong? 😸😺 Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

60. Our anniversary is really just an excuse for a fancy lunch date. What are we celebrating again? πŸ˜‚πŸ₯‚

61. Couple goals: A latte and a nap

62. I am the best thing that has ever happened to you.

63. Our couples’ pictures are the cutest you’ll find. 😍 #dreamcouple

64. It’s one thing to be great at something, it’s another to be really good at being yourself. #proudwife #lovehermano #funnyquote ##

65. Proposes to girlfriend on her birthday and gets rejected. Turns out he was making an important business proposal with his partner to his lady love. They eventually got engaged after she found out 🀭

66. When you have a crush on your coworker, but you’re already dating someone.

67. Insert pet name> and I am in trouble. As you can see, we just discovered the dog version of Ben & Jerry’s. 😏 #trouble

68. I grew the beard to get the girl. The man bun is just a bonus #kidding

69. He said, ‘Honey when I’m in the doghouse, I don’t even have to put on pants to walk to the kitchen.’ #coupleproblems

70. Laughter is part of the communication process, and it’s the sound of happiness. So laugh your heart out with this list of funny couple captions

71. How to get a girl to fall for you: 1. Chase her 2. Chase her 3. Wait 4. Kiss her 5. Act like it never happened #wisdom

72. Even on our worst days, we’re still pretty cute πŸ‘―#couplegoals

73. When it comes to your bae, it’s sometimes hard to choose between coffee and them. 😏

74. Going from being engaged to back together to getting married, it’s been quite the year. Lucky for me, I get to marry her again πŸ˜‚ #Hophot πŸ’›

75. What’s better than a good story? A good story about us. #nofilter

76. She: Has she seen my face? Him: Yes. And then she ran away cause she was listening to her Tom Petty and didn’t hear me coming. She still likes me, though.

77. My love for you is a journey, starting forever and ending at never. – Anonymous

78. Did someone say “mailman”?

79. Moments that only happen when you live with your πŸ’•

80. The only thing better than a girls’ night out is a chill dates night in. 🍾 #chubbs

81. So, I hear you like…cooking? πŸ˜„ #couplegoals #adventuresofabradurantier

82. We are not responsible for what happens when you choose a Pumpkin Spice Latte. πŸ˜‚#

83. My whole life is empty without you. No more late nights, no more fun times. Summer Fling, you will be missed. #RIPSummerFling

84. My boo thang is like the pizza you get delivered to your door in the middle of a snowstorm when all other shops are closed. I can’t stop at just one piece. πŸ•

85. What did one coffee say to the other? “Cappuccino?” #cpl4lyf

86. What do we have here? Looks like an all-you-can-eat buffet for two!

87. I would rather listen to you sing, watch you play than any movie on TV. #coupletuesday β™‘πŸ’•

88. Baking cookies is better with someone you love ☺️ #instacouple

89. Isn’t it ironic that some of the best love happens outside of our comfort zone? πŸπŸ€ #couplegoals

90. Girlfriend: “You’re so nice to me. You really make me feel special.”

91. Husbands are just husbands. Wives are just wives. And the best of them get along so well that they even finish each other’s… sandwiches.

92. Your laugh is infectious, your heart is abundant, and your friendship is priceless to me. Best Friends are meant to be lived by and treasured forever.

93. Bring us to your leader. We’ve been looking all over for someone to entertain us on a Monday… #TuesdayThoughts

94. Things that look good together: 🍺 and πŸ’ƒ, πŸ‘‚ and πŸ‘‡, ⁉️ and 🌀, πŸš— and πŸš£β€β™€οΈ. Well, maybe not all of those.

95. Hey girl, I’ve got your back like a convertible top. #tcot #2A

96. There’s nothing _sweeter than the feeling of waking up to your morning coffee β˜•οΈβ€οΈ

97. These are a few of our favorite things. πŸ˜€ #couplegoals #relationship goals

98. A joke a day will keep the relationship strong. σΎ“€

99. Let’s get married one day, and never get divorced. 😍

100. We’re making all of the feels on our wedding anniversary!

101. To be or not to be, that is the questionβ€”whether ’tis nobler in the mind to follow you on your adventures or stay home and Snapchat some dogs. Happily, you can enjoy both pleasures with this snapback. #Dan

102. Wearing our heart on our sleeve, and our bunny ears on our heads. A long overdue post to tell you that this guy right here is officially my boyfriend πŸ‘― #ihearthim

103. What do you mean you don’t feel like going home right now? We’re already here and haven’t even ordered yet. πŸ™‚

104. It’s not that we’re better together, it’s just that together is betterβ€”forever. #HappyAnniversary @daw7368

105. On a rainy day, there’s no place better to watch it fall than under the covers with that special someone. 😘

106. In our past 17 years of marriage, my wife and I have never had a serious argument. I think you could say we communicate.

107. Sometimes you’re just too close to something to see if you’re having your best day ever. πŸ˜‚

108. When your bf tells you to enjoy a break so he can woo you with a new hairstyle.

109. When she texts you from the gym with a workout selfie…

110. It takes a lot of work to be this cute. “Honey, you look GREAT! Did you lose weight?” #greatisthemovie #workinprogress

111. Date night, date hour, date morningβ€”whatever it is, you better make it count. XO

112. Coffee, a perfect blend of premium coffee beans and an aromatic, great smelling brew, is always better together with a friend like you. Cheers to us!

113. You had me at “punch you in the face.”

114. 1st place: 1 year of Netflix, 2 boxes of Lamb Weston frozen Potatoes, and 3 $20 gift cards to Outback Steak House; 2nd place: a Brazilian wax from Diamond Spa.

115. Life’s a party. Always have a drink in your hand πŸ‘‹πŸ»

116. Sharing a meal with the ones you love is one of life’s great pleasures.

Leave a Comment